glasses wearers: whenever someone tries on your glasses, they either say "everything's so big"; "everything's so small"; "it's all blurry now"; or "I can see perfectly!", amirite?

My personal favorite, "you should get that checked out or something, you can't see anything'
no shit
thats why i have glasses

It's quite hard to NW this post, since those 4 things are pretty comprehensive...covers a huge majority of people

I always get, "Wow you're blind."
Or, "They make my eyes hurt."

Or "Why are you wearing sunglasses during the day?"

or "The floor is lava!"