You hate those stupid posts all over the internet that say things like "When a girl says she's fine, she's really crying on the inside." Yeah. Or she's just fine, amirite?
I hate the ones thath say like "When a girl says she's tired she's really upset"
because sometimes I'm just tired, and I don't want people to pester me. But no, I must be going through emotional turmoil! Because we're all emotional wrecks!
I also hate the lists of things guys should do around girls to make them happy. One thing that's ALWAYS on there is "When she's mad, hug her." I don't know about other people, but if I'm mad and someone hugs me, I'd be pretty pissed.
Ugh those suck. I always read them and just think "So the guy has to be hyper aware and do everything for the girl, and the girl just sits and enjoys it because she's a girl?"
I mean, you can't expect to get a sweet caring guy without doing nice things for him too.
I hate the ones that try to give psychological facts that are clearly bullshit.
"A crush only lasts a maximum of four months. If you're dating someone longer than that, it's already love."
"When you can't sleep it means you're awake in someone else's dream."
Exactly. And what some people don't realize is that answering I'm fine or I'm ok when someone asks you if you're ok is one of the most common lies among men and women. But for some reason when guys say they're fine, they mean it. When girls say it, it means they're upset and mad and emotional and something's wrong.
I don't know if there are really Tumblrs like this, but I've seen posts that are like "Who needs oxygen when you have swag?" "It's not rape if I have swag." "We don't need condoms because I have swag."
I hate the ones thath say like "When a girl says she's tired she's really upset"
because sometimes I'm just tired, and I don't want people to pester me. But no, I must be going through emotional turmoil! Because we're all emotional wrecks!
I also hate the lists of things guys should do around girls to make them happy. One thing that's ALWAYS on there is "When she's mad, hug her." I don't know about other people, but if I'm mad and someone hugs me, I'd be pretty pissed.
Ugh those suck. I always read them and just think "So the guy has to be hyper aware and do everything for the girl, and the girl just sits and enjoys it because she's a girl?"
I mean, you can't expect to get a sweet caring guy without doing nice things for him too.
And seriously
If I'm mad leave me the fuck alone.
I hate the ones that try to give psychological facts that are clearly bullshit.
"A crush only lasts a maximum of four months. If you're dating someone longer than that, it's already love."
"When you can't sleep it means you're awake in someone else's dream."
Exactly. And what some people don't realize is that answering I'm fine or I'm ok when someone asks you if you're ok is one of the most common lies among men and women. But for some reason when guys say they're fine, they mean it. When girls say it, it means they're upset and mad and emotional and something's wrong.
I can sense that you're troubled
I don't know if there are really Tumblrs like this, but I've seen posts that are like "Who needs oxygen when you have swag?" "It's not rape if I have swag." "We don't need condoms because I have swag."
I've seen "Who needs brain cells when you have swag?"