Sometimes, you forget to keep breathing. Then you realize you aren't breathing and you're like, "Shit, how long was that going on for?" Amirite?

+56 Sometimes, you forget to keep breathing. Then you realize you aren't breathing and you're like, "Shit, how long was that going on for?" Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then St. Peter's like "Ehh, awhile I guess."

by Anonymous 12 years ago