"[insert something I did at least a year ago that has nothing to do with this current situation]!"
"Do you LIKE having a phone?"
They think authority alone will win the argument.
"Because I said so!"
"Whatever, I'm done talking to you. insert exaggerated silent treatment"
My mom has the maturity of a six year old sometimes.
"Am I your dad or are you my dad"
"Are you able to move the TV? "
"It's my house!"
When discussing how her dog misbehaves/pees inside of it.
![Image for post In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?](https://thumb.amirite.com/nw2Tfy02e9VLKZGIkGuGBSDLJ-4=/fit-in/432x0/https%3A%2F%2Fdata.amirite.com%2Fposts%2Ff5%2F29%2Ff4a1ad84550f.jpg)
"[insert something I did at least a year ago that has nothing to do with this current situation]!"
"Do you LIKE having a phone?"
They think authority alone will win the argument.
"Because I said so!"
"Whatever, I'm done talking to you. insert exaggerated silent treatment"
My mom has the maturity of a six year old sometimes.
"Am I your dad or are you my dad"
"Are you able to move the TV? "
"It's my house!"
When discussing how her dog misbehaves/pees inside of it.