-223 You would rather get raped by a giraffe than eat Miracle Whip on your sandwich, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a giraffes penis is on average between 14 and 35 inches long. I would rather eat miracle whip...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good for you ;-)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thank you ^_^

by Anonymous 12 years ago

do we no longer use reply buttons or something?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some of us do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is your pic of your boobs..?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

too bad they're not your boobs

by Anonymous 12 years ago

because tits are awesome

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel as though you didn't quite think this through.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

rape jokes have never and will never be funny, even if it's about a giraffe..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you know, statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's okay, Christian soccer moms are on the case to make everything that's at least mildly interesting illegal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would rape a giraffe if it meant I didn't have to eat miracle whip.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is the first Amirite post in a while that made me laugh out loud

by Anonymous 12 years ago