They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?
My thoughts exactly; use most of the same foods as hooters (burgers, wings etc.) but add the feminine "vegetarian"stuff, have a huge variety of desserts (including yogurt), add a chocolate fountain and almost every girl would be more than happy to eat there.
I figured a slang term for testicles would work because Hooters is a slang term for boobs, boobs and testicles both come in two, both are famous indicators of femininity/masculinity, and neither are directly involved in sexual intercourse.
You had me at hot shirtless guys .
Oh and they should be Persian or Russian. Persians and russians have more sex drive.
Oh and they should be short-haired. And well groomed.
Hmmm, but how will they carry the plates to and from the tables without opposable thumbs?
Again, sexual desire has no bearing on one's intelligence. Do they lack self control? Maybe. Do they have questionable morals? Probably. But are they automatically less knowledgeable? No.
I think the disconnect we're having is that we have different definitions of 'smart'.
As all the other things already have been pointed out, I just want to add: What's with the boobs/dicks comparison? Dunno if this has been an POTD, or whatever, but I'm pretty sure boobs/six-pack comparison is a lot more accurate...
I don't know about you, but if you're willing to go to a restaurant just to gawk at tits (or in my case, dicks), then I don't consider you smart enough since you can't rise above your own superficiality.
And yet they've managed to stay in business, because a substantial number of women are indifferent to the idea, approve of it, benefit from it, or simply AREN'T raging feminists.
Anyway, it's not like this would be breaking any new ground. There are already Chippendales and Gigolos, (which might be spelled wrong 'cause I'm sure as hell not gonna google it) this would just add dinner to the mix.
Honestly I do find Hooters a bit annoying, but I don't hate it. Probably the only thing that bothers me about it is that I as a straight female feel a bit 'left out' so to speak; I gain nothing from it. If a place like OP mentioned existed it would be more fair for everyone.
HOW CAN YOU NOT GET IT, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED, ALMIGHTY JUDGE OF HUMOR WITH YOUR HOLIER-THAN -THOU OPINIONS MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
/rant
oh my god that sounds like my dream restaurant
Or Banana Cabana.
Or "Peckers"
The C in Cabana can be shaped like a banana
The possibilities are endless.
(Too lazy to link a picture of Tom Daley)
TheBroadwayAudition 1: I was talking to someone about this a few days ago an we came up with peckers and it was guys walking around in speedos
As brilliant as this idea is, am I the only one who would rather have a burger for dinner than yogurt or salad?
My thoughts exactly; use most of the same foods as hooters (burgers, wings etc.) but add the feminine "vegetarian"stuff, have a huge variety of desserts (including yogurt), add a chocolate fountain and almost every girl would be more than happy to eat there.
No, but at least you get to have chocolate desserts
And have the men IN the chocolate fountain. That's a real woman's dream.
But the lesbians can go to Hooters...
Not for a lesbian.... :/
Forgot to mention the female equivalent of beer. Appletinis and Long Island iced tea, obviously.
Appletini please, easy on the tini.
You had me up until salad and vegetarian food... That's no fun
I call POTD.
Psh, like this will ever become POTD.
I disapprove of Fluttershy's disapproval.
You're not supposed to say that to yourself.
Says who?
Haha, I saw that someone loved Blake's comment and I knew it would be statefarm
OKAY. FUCK THIS PREDICTION SHIT.
Fluttershy does.
http://ctrlv.in/115473
I'm there. Someone make this, now please.
"Peckers," would suffice as well.
And the symbol could be woodpeckers, the way Hooters has owls!
Solid. I'll be in charge of recruting...need to make sure they're "qualified," and what not.
Testing the product before it goes on the market, I see?
Yes sir, quality control is my top priority.
Exactly! Wanna be business partners?
Fuck yes let's do this.
Of course. International.
Where do you plan to open the first one? Anywhere in Europe, by any chance? (I don't think we even have Hooters here)
I can't wait to see where this post goes.
It went all the way to POTD
congratulations
I figured a slang term for testicles would work because Hooters is a slang term for boobs, boobs and testicles both come in two, both are famous indicators of femininity/masculinity, and neither are directly involved in sexual intercourse.
Maybe a slang term for abs? Washboarders maybe?
I don't.
It's a restaurant, not a laundromat.
Why not? that's the part that's more exposed than usual, just like at Hooters.
Were your parents brother and sister? Cause you sir, are retarded.
And Hooters is an owl emporium. There's more than one meaning to washboard.
The only thing I can think to say is
because the idea of this has me thinking of too many happy thoughts.
Are you hiring?
Instead of an owl as the logo it could be a rooster.
Congrats.
Shut up, Meg.
Whoever goes through with making this will become so freaking rich.
The Chaser's War on Everything did a skit on this, they called it Donger's.
Just a salad for dinner? We're all going to starve. D:
Not if it's a salad with chicken.
I bet a lot of women would go for a salad with cock
lmao
Way to steal my business idea. Well, i didnt have the part with female foods, i was just thinking a bar. but damn.
Let's call it Bangkok.
Leave the banging to me.
Let's be business partners.
You had me at hot shirtless guys
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Oh and they should be Persian or Russian. Persians and russians have more sex drive.
Oh and they should be short-haired. And well groomed.
Hmmm, but how will they carry the plates to and from the tables without opposable thumbs?
Please, not this again...
I'm more into the Himalayans ;) Or the hairless.
She could have logged out to post it, so maybe even Anthony won't know.
Oh. I know Anthony can so I thought you could, too.
You can see who the anons are so you should know.
Nah. It was me. The one without enough originality to make a username.
Isn't there a place like that in South Korea?
Ok i feel really stupid... Could someone explain why it should be called bollocks?
Balls.
Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.
How does sexual attraction have any bearing on intelligence? I can go to such a restaurant and still maintain my intelligence.
... Right. I understand the point of Hooters. I'm just saying it doesn't affect intelligence.
Again, sexual desire has no bearing on one's intelligence. Do they lack self control? Maybe. Do they have questionable morals? Probably. But are they automatically less knowledgeable? No.
I think the disconnect we're having is that we have different definitions of 'smart'.
but i liek tits (cry2)
Adonis must be really boring in real life.
As all the other things already have been pointed out, I just want to add: What's with the boobs/dicks comparison? Dunno if this has been an POTD, or whatever, but I'm pretty sure boobs/six-pack comparison is a lot more accurate...
"We're going to create a restaurant that has women who are willing to objectify themselves into sex objects to gawk at. Brilliant!"
Sure, from a business point of view.
But as a reflection of how the human race is growing intellectually? Terrible.
I don't know about you, but if you're willing to go to a restaurant just to gawk at tits (or in my case, dicks), then I don't consider you smart enough since you can't rise above your own superficiality.
If hooters is degrading to women, then this is degrading to men.
And yet they've managed to stay in business, because a substantial number of women are indifferent to the idea, approve of it, benefit from it, or simply AREN'T raging feminists.
Anyway, it's not like this would be breaking any new ground. There are already Chippendales and Gigolos, (which might be spelled wrong 'cause I'm sure as hell not gonna google it) this would just add dinner to the mix.
Now that's what I call a happy marriage.
I'll be degraded for cashmonay.
Yeah. Husband and wife can go to separate dinners and ogle people, then go home and fuck the shit out of each other.
Honestly I do find Hooters a bit annoying, but I don't hate it. Probably the only thing that bothers me about it is that I as a straight female feel a bit 'left out' so to speak; I gain nothing from it. If a place like OP mentioned existed it would be more fair for everyone.
My dad goes for the food and stays because he forgot where he parked his car. He's old.
idk my dad likes the fries. I think that might be why.
Men keep it in business, not women.
There are still women who DO find it degrading but would love the idea of this. Its hypocrisy.
5/10. It seems like it's supposed to be funny, but I don't get it.
On the rant:
10/10; Would read again.
It's pretty self explanatory. Also, you rated something you didn't understand?
But it's the internet so I'm pretty much anon.
HOW CAN YOU NOT GET IT, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED, ALMIGHTY JUDGE OF HUMOR WITH YOUR HOLIER-THAN -THOU OPINIONS MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
/rant
7/10 because ActionMan responded