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They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?

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oh my god that sounds like my dream restaurant goo smilie

Aphrodite_s avatar Aphrodite_ Yeah You Are +92Reply

Or Banana Cabana.

Turtles avatar Turtle Yeah You Are +89Reply
@Turtle Or Banana Cabana.

The C in Cabana can be shaped like a banana smirk smilie

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Turtle Or Banana Cabana.

The possibilities are endless.

Turtles avatar Turtle Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Turtle Or Banana Cabana.

(Too lazy to link a picture of Tom Daley)

@Turtle Or Banana Cabana.

TheBroadwayAudition 1: I was talking to someone about this a few days ago an we came up with peckers and it was guys walking around in speedos

Juliafaces avatar Juliaface Yeah You Are 0Reply

As brilliant as this idea is, am I the only one who would rather have a burger for dinner than yogurt or salad?

Splashs avatar Splash Yeah You Are +77Reply
@Splash As brilliant as this idea is, am I the only one who would rather have a burger for dinner than yogurt or salad?

My thoughts exactly; use most of the same foods as hooters (burgers, wings etc.) but add the feminine "vegetarian"stuff, have a huge variety of desserts (including yogurt), add a chocolate fountain and almost every girl would be more than happy to eat there.

MissAwesomenesss avatar MissAwesomeness Yeah You Are +27Reply

Forgot to mention the female equivalent of beer. Appletinis and Long Island iced tea, obviously.

Anonymous +69Reply

You had me up until salad and vegetarian food... That's no fun

I call POTD.

@boxtop I call POTD.

Psh, like this will ever become POTD.

@boxtop I call POTD.

I disapprove of Fluttershy's disapproval.

@boxtop I call POTD.

You're not supposed to say that to yourself.

Blake11royss avatar Blake11roys Yeah You Are +9Reply
@boxtop I call POTD.

Haha, I saw that someone loved Blake's comment and I knew it would be statefarm

@boxtop I call POTD.

OKAY. FUCK THIS PREDICTION SHIT.

TheRaftsmans avatar TheRaftsman Yeah You Are +4Reply

I'm there. Someone make this, now please.

_pi_s avatar _pi_ Yeah You Are +42Reply

"Peckers," would suffice as well.

random_usernames avatar random_username Yeah You Are +40Reply
@random_username "Peckers," would suffice as well.

And the symbol could be woodpeckers, the way Hooters has owls!

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are +43Reply
@random_username "Peckers," would suffice as well.

Solid. I'll be in charge of recruting...need to make sure they're "qualified," and what not.

random_usernames avatar random_username Yeah You Are +38Reply
@random_username "Peckers," would suffice as well.

Testing the product before it goes on the market, I see?

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are +24Reply
@random_username "Peckers," would suffice as well.

Yes sir, quality control is my top priority.

random_usernames avatar random_username Yeah You Are +24Reply
@random_username "Peckers," would suffice as well.

Exactly! Wanna be business partners?

random_usernames avatar random_username Yeah You Are +15Reply
@random_username "Peckers," would suffice as well.

Where do you plan to open the first one? Anywhere in Europe, by any chance? (I don't think we even have Hooters here)

O____os avatar O____o Yeah You Are 0Reply

I can't wait to see where this post goes.

kipkayifys avatar kipkayify Yeah You Are +39Reply
@kipkayify I can't wait to see where this post goes.

It went all the way to POTD
congratulations

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@1783028

I figured a slang term for testicles would work because Hooters is a slang term for boobs, boobs and testicles both come in two, both are famous indicators of femininity/masculinity, and neither are directly involved in sexual intercourse.

Anonymous +20Reply
@1783028

Maybe a slang term for abs? Washboarders maybe?

Anonymous +14Reply
@1783028

I don't.

Anonymous +2Reply
@1783028

It's a restaurant, not a laundromat.

Anonymous 0Reply
@1783028

Why not? that's the part that's more exposed than usual, just like at Hooters.

B10ckH34ds avatar B10ckH34d Yeah You Are -1Reply
@1783028

Were your parents brother and sister? Cause you sir, are retarded.

Anonymous -1Reply
@1783028

And Hooters is an owl emporium. There's more than one meaning to washboard.

B10ckH34ds avatar B10ckH34d Yeah You Are -2Reply

The only thing I can think to say is yum smilie because the idea of this has me thinking of too many happy thoughts.

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +31Reply

Are you hiring? hello smilie

Spallistons avatar Spalliston Yeah You Are +25Reply

Instead of an owl as the logo it could be a rooster.

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@1782908

Shut up, Meg.

Anonymous 0Reply

Whoever goes through with making this will become so freaking rich.

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are +11Reply

The Chaser's War on Everything did a skit on this, they called it Donger's.

Just a salad for dinner? We're all going to starve. D:

Way to steal my business idea. Well, i didnt have the part with female foods, i was just thinking a bar. but damn.

MyHotHotJams avatar MyHotHotJam Yeah You Are +4Reply

Let's call it Bangkok.

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Boufaka Let's call it Bangkok.

Leave the banging to me.

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Boufaka Let's call it Bangkok.

Let's be business partners.

Anonymous 0Reply

You had me at hot shirtless guys goo smilie.
Oh and they should be Persian or Russian. Persians and russians have more sex drive.
Oh and they should be short-haired. And well groomed.
Hmmm, but how will they carry the plates to and from the tables without opposable thumbs? hmm smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +3Reply

Isn't there a place like that in South Korea?

Ok i feel really stupid... Could someone explain why it should be called bollocks?

Anonymous +1Reply

Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

@AdonisBatheus Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

How does sexual attraction have any bearing on intelligence? I can go to such a restaurant and still maintain my intelligence.

rowannes avatar rowanne Yeah You Are +6Reply
@AdonisBatheus Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

... Right. I understand the point of Hooters. I'm just saying it doesn't affect intelligence.

rowannes avatar rowanne Yeah You Are +6Reply
@AdonisBatheus Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

Again, sexual desire has no bearing on one's intelligence. Do they lack self control? Maybe. Do they have questionable morals? Probably. But are they automatically less knowledgeable? No.
I think the disconnect we're having is that we have different definitions of 'smart'.

rowannes avatar rowanne Yeah You Are +6Reply
Anonymous +5Reply
@AdonisBatheus Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

As all the other things already have been pointed out, I just want to add: What's with the boobs/dicks comparison? Dunno if this has been an POTD, or whatever, but I'm pretty sure boobs/six-pack comparison is a lot more accurate...

O____os avatar O____o Yeah You Are +2Reply
@AdonisBatheus Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

"We're going to create a restaurant that has women who are willing to objectify themselves into sex objects to gawk at. Brilliant!"

@AdonisBatheus Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

Sure, from a business point of view.
But as a reflection of how the human race is growing intellectually? Terrible.

@AdonisBatheus Frankly, neither of the restaurants sound like a good idea.

I don't know about you, but if you're willing to go to a restaurant just to gawk at tits (or in my case, dicks), then I don't consider you smart enough since you can't rise above your own superficiality.

If hooters is degrading to women, then this is degrading to men.

@pb55020 If hooters is degrading to women, then this is degrading to men.

And yet they've managed to stay in business, because a substantial number of women are indifferent to the idea, approve of it, benefit from it, or simply AREN'T raging feminists.
Anyway, it's not like this would be breaking any new ground. There are already Chippendales and Gigolos, (which might be spelled wrong 'cause I'm sure as hell not gonna google it) this would just add dinner to the mix.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +19Reply
@pb55020 If hooters is degrading to women, then this is degrading to men.

Yeah. Husband and wife can go to separate dinners and ogle people, then go home and fuck the shit out of each other.

@pb55020 If hooters is degrading to women, then this is degrading to men.

Honestly I do find Hooters a bit annoying, but I don't hate it. Probably the only thing that bothers me about it is that I as a straight female feel a bit 'left out' so to speak; I gain nothing from it. If a place like OP mentioned existed it would be more fair for everyone.

rowannes avatar rowanne Yeah You Are +7Reply
@pb55020 If hooters is degrading to women, then this is degrading to men.

My dad goes for the food and stays because he forgot where he parked his car. He's old.

@pb55020 If hooters is degrading to women, then this is degrading to men.

Men keep it in business, not women.
There are still women who DO find it degrading but would love the idea of this. Its hypocrisy.

5/10. It seems like it's supposed to be funny, but I don't get it.

@AppAwesome 5/10. It seems like it's supposed to be funny, but I don't get it.

It's pretty self explanatory. Also, you rated something you didn't understand?

@AppAwesome 5/10. It seems like it's supposed to be funny, but I don't get it.

HOW CAN YOU NOT GET IT, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED, ALMIGHTY JUDGE OF HUMOR WITH YOUR HOLIER-THAN -THOU OPINIONS MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
/rant

GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are +9Reply
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