Snozzberry Jokes & Humour
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Also by Snozzberry+15It stinks when you tune into class. And then you tune out. And then you tune in to hear "...and this information is not in the book. And don't ask me to repeat this! Test on this tommorrow!!" Amirite?
Also by Snozzberry+10What's 30ft long & smells like urine? ... Line dancing at the senior center, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+111The kiwi accent sõunds funny, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+52True story -
The man in the house is commonly criticized by the woman in the house for not putting the toilet seat back down. However, in one house in particular, an elderly woman got stuck in the toilet seat. It wasn't the first time. But this time, she was so stuck, nobody could pull her out and they had to remove the entire toilet, with her stuck in it, so they could take her to the hospital to have her removed from the toilet. During an argument in the hospital, the wife and daughter of the patient yelled at the husband- "I told you not to put the toilet seat down!"
Also about Jokes & Humour+13Cheetahs must have felt really ashamed when they found out the fastest thing alive was a blue hedgehog, amirite? More
Also by Snozzberry+15Imagine if you could subconsciously see what was going on while in dream mode. You'd know if your vampire boyfriend was watching you sleep. Or who was going through your closet in the middle of the night. Or whether your a monster or a cute sleeper... etc. Freakin sweet. Amirite?