You've been in that situation where you want to tell a Knock Knock joke to someone but they won't say the correct responses, Amirite?

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Knock knock.
Come in!
Well, fuck you.

It's awesome getting them to say it.

You: "Hey, I have this really great knock knock joke. You start."
Friend: "Alright. Knock knock."
You: "Who's there?"
Friend: Stares blankly. "...Wait"

Gahh, I wish I remembered where I heard that from.

Doctor who loving me: "Knock knock"
Annoyed friend -.- "who's there'"
Me: "Doctor"
Confused friend: "Doctor who"
Silence of me waiting for her to get it
Friend: very funny. :)

Nowhere_WOmans avatar Nowhere_WOman Yeah You Are +17Reply

Knok knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
You're gross.

I hate when I say knock knock, and they reply with "what?"

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +6Reply

Person 1: You wanna know how an idiot tells a knock knock joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Tell me one
Person 2: Knock knock
Person 1 : Who's there?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: And that's how.

B10ckH34ds avatar B10ckH34d Yeah You Are +2Reply
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