A good girlfriend will make you a sandwich. A great girlfriend will help you bury the bodies of your unloving family members and then defend you in court, amirite?

Aw man, I was hoping no one had said it yet!

thank you and i love you too :')

I just want to point out that unless you're able to delete that comment^, there's now something for the families of said unloving family members to show in court.

Also, the reason I didn't say, "A good girlfriend makes ham" is because you did and you're not a good girlfriend, you're a great one! :>

I love you and that ham you made was delicious :')

What are you trying to say?

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Accually is dolan