Therefore, we can conclude that babies are comprised of a mixture of alcohol and helium that sublimates in to the air around them.
Why yes, my alcoholism was caused by my hatred of babies.
People around babies make this face:
I make this face:
But not the Johnny version. Unless you're about to rape it...
Sometimes this one too:
Well actually I'm preparing to eat it, but I guess that works too.
Well I can't argue with that
Any baby would be seduced by your charms, Boxtop.
..You're seducing the baby.
Except with Stewie. No one should talk to Stewie like a baby.
That would be a bad idea...
Don't forget pets! #jennamarbles
Congrats on POTD <3
wow i feelproud... thank you! :D
PARTY IT UP SISTA
5/10 It's funny, kind of an opinion, but is very one-sided.
@AppAwesome I support your ratings and hope you continue to do them, but I don't like the new "One-sided" criteria you've been using. Almost all funny posts are going to have way more YYAs than NWs
and a Y chromosome makes people behave like idiots with low voices
You could have easily commented about cats. Come on, Favvkes, step up your game!
"And alcohol makes cats act like _."
that was supposed to be a blank.
The similarities stop at the amount of potential harm each action can cause. Talking stupid to a baby is harmless, but alcohol consumption sometimes leads to drunk driving. The latter kills people, and it isn't funny.
You know what else can kill? People who take jokes too seriously. #killjoy
Not true, anonymous. The other day when I was trying to make my 5 month old laugh, I began using strange voices and behaving like an idiot. He laughed so hard he exploded.
you must be fun at parties
Alcohol makes babies behave like Neil Armstrong.
If you're going to make an offensive joke atleast try to make it funny.
your joke is bad and you should feel baad
Too soon eldorito. Too soon.
I thought it was pretty funny
It's okay, eldorito, I laughed.