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Therefore, we can conclude that babies are comprised of a mixture of alcohol and helium that sublimates in to the air around them.

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Why yes, my alcoholism was caused by my hatred of babies.

People around babies make this face: jolly smilie

MIDNIGHTANGELs avatar MIDNIGHTANGEL Yeah You Are +21Reply

Except with Stewie. No one should talk to Stewie like a baby.
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TheVibeAlchemists avatar TheVibeAlchemist Yeah You Are +13Reply

Don't forget pets! #jennamarbles

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are +8Reply

Congrats on POTD <3

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Ebony_Way Congrats on POTD <3

wow i feelproud... thank you! :D

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are +1Reply

5/10 It's funny, kind of an opinion, but is very one-sided.

@AppAwesome 5/10 It's funny, kind of an opinion, but is very one-sided.

@AppAwesome I support your ratings and hope you continue to do them, but I don't like the new "One-sided" criteria you've been using. Almost all funny posts are going to have way more YYAs than NWs

Blake11royss avatar Blake11roys Yeah You Are +8Reply

and a Y chromosome makes people behave like idiots with low voices

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -6Reply

The similarities stop at the amount of potential harm each action can cause. Talking stupid to a baby is harmless, but alcohol consumption sometimes leads to drunk driving. The latter kills people, and it isn't funny.

Anonymous -9Reply
@The similarities stop at the amount of potential harm each action can cause. Talking stupid to a baby is harmless...

Not true, anonymous. The other day when I was trying to make my 5 month old laugh, I began using strange voices and behaving like an idiot. He laughed so hard he exploded.

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +9Reply

Alcohol makes babies behave like Neil Armstrong.

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are -10Reply
@eldorito Alcohol makes babies behave like Neil Armstrong.

If you're going to make an offensive joke atleast try to make it funny.

Anonymous +17Reply
@eldorito Alcohol makes babies behave like Neil Armstrong.

your joke is bad and you should feel baad

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +13Reply
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