-89 Best way to create a breathable atmosphere on mars: plant a couple of weeds there and within 10 years they will have grown accross the planet and created enough oxygen for humans to breathe. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The soil is bad, though. Maybe potted plants?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Weeds don't need good soil to exist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bacteria. thats how our atmosphere was created.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not sure if that's how you science.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not sure if that's how you English. <hypocrisy/>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks for pointing out my poor grammar I feel so stupid now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not good at detecting sarcasm. I dont know what to comment now D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ahhh sorry it's okay, I don't bite :D Just yeah, I purposefully used bad grammar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a joke based on the observation that I recently covered up a certain area of my garden with weed proof cloth, a thick layer of sand and then proceeded to bricks on top for good measure and even still weeds are growing through the cracks. It made me think that these stupid weeds will grow on any surface in any conditions that we might as well put them to good use and put them on mars where they will grow like crazy and actually do some good by creating oxygen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh WOW that went over my head.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How does one bricks? Plants don't just pump out oxygen, they need carbon dioxide.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You need to give background info if you're posting inside jokes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, there's not very much space for background info in a post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Use the comments. you get 1200 characters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha, well that's kinda what he did...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. I'm saying he should do it immediately. Not wait until a bunch of guys see the post first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay, true. I see what you mean now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wouldn't really call it much of an "inside joke" considering it's pretty widely known that weeds seem to spread and thrive under any condition.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't worry, I understood your joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please, explain then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's something about you being an ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago