It's a wonder Crocker hasn't been fired yet, considering the fact that most of his class lessons consist of teaching 10-year-olds that 2+2= fish and his adamant belief in fairies. amirite?

+267 It's a wonder Crocker hasn't been fired yet, considering the fact that most of his class lessons consist of teaching 10-year-olds that 2+2= fish and his adamant belief in fairies. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

For the record, fairies are real so...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Tha'ts not the way everyone else sees it, so he'd come across as crazy. Galileo was almost killed for saying the Earth moved, so...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In one of the beginning episodes, he devises a plan to capture the fairies at the school and says something along the lines of "if this works, I'll have proof of FAIRIES, and if this fails, well I have tenure."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"If this works, I'll have proof of FAIRIES!" http://ctrlv.in/110087

by Anonymous 11 years ago

We only see glimpses of his lesson plans.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

He still made a machine for the sole purpose of giving a grade lower than F.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That is just how dedicated he is. He not only does his job as being a teacher in class, but he spends his time at home creating things for his students.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Plus, he's all over the internet in what I believe was a red rubber dress.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But his students aren't supposed to be on //those kinds// of websites.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I seriously thought you meant Chris Crocker the first time I read this o_O

by Anonymous 11 years ago