+124 When you're alone in your house and hear a strange noise, you immediately look around the room you're in to see what weapons are at your disposal, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*looks around and settles on phone* Well, i've got a pretty good arm, but wait, what am I gonna call the cops with? The mouse will do i guess..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If you have to look around for a weapon, you might already be too late.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

hmm AR-15, Mosin Nagant, spear, tomahawk, dagger, bowie knife, etc. I think the most difficult part of that situation is which weapon to use, but either way I think I'll be fine.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have been in the situation where the only thing I had was a towel. I still had a plan of how to defeat them with it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago