+940 You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I also thought.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same here, I almost hit NW.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:p Well I'm happy you didn't hit NW.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Many adoptions are planned before the baby is born.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@mchalla3 Yeah, but a lot of couples/parents back out at the last second when the baby is born.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh okay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you kidding me... You can't have an abortion after the baby is already born.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Partial-birth abortion, anon. It's morally disgusting, but it exists.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that was a typo, a terrible terrible typo (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can we make one POTD not about abortion/gay rights/drugs? Post the crazy name of one of your schoolmates then leave.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Laquisha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anon, we were talking about adoption not abortion. Although mchalla3 is right, there is partial-birth abortion which is just puke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I predict POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:O That'd be amazing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO THIS PREDICTION SHIT?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just start commenting it on every post. It's foolproof.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TOO MANY POSTS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sdefghjkl; THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR POTD . :') I was having a shitty day until I logged onto amirite. And also. *gasp* Hi Actionman & Statefarm. I'm not used to talking to famous amiriters/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pssh want to talk to someone //really// famous? Respond to THIS comment cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/113214

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/113243

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Statefarm is my new favorite. I'm gonna put that in my profile somewhere...eventually

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I sense some friction between Favvkes and Actionman...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I sense some friction between me and the people who downvoted Bretward's comment. hehe ddd

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck da h8ers yous hilar gurl

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or something like La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice...but still less ghetto than Courtney!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

..nananananaBATMAN!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or some shit like AbbyYoYo. Its a real name wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a girl at my school named Basha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bitch that's nothin' I had a girl named Anqaneesha Squishy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Better than Bonshaquitalafondria. <---- that's just a mouthful

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a girl at my school name Ufima. Pronounced oof-uh-muh. There was another girl named Lala. I don't care how unique it makes your child, at the end of the day their name is still fucking Lala.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a Seventhstreetbusstop and a Gatorade.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Apparently Basha is a favorable name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Basha just sounded kind of threatening to me.. like "I'll bash ya cause I'm Basha."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a Sharonda. And a Babygirl no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She was black but I don't know if she was African.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a Shala Delawala. Pronounced so that it all rhymes. Shaladellawalla.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a Honey Boo Boo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kid at my school... Dabrickashaw

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kanah...doesn't sound that bad but her last name is Lopes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why was I downvoted? That's a real name

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why was I downvoted? Not all black people are African and not all Africans are black.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a downvoting craze going around.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, quite.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

StickCaveman, I think you mean going //DOWN//.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Excuse you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mildly relevant rant: I am not going to punish my kid with a weird ass name where no one knows what he said the first time and he has to awkwardly spell it out and have everyone mispronounce it like my parents did to me. I do not give a shit how unique it makes him; if he needs a different goddamn name to make him unique he must have a pretty shitty life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm curious now. What's your name? .__.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ram. Pronounced as if there's an o instead of an a.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me too! The worst thing is that my younger sister got a perfectly normal name. I like 'Ram'. It sounds cool. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The way you pronounce it sounds like the god of shadows.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah, so Ram as in like Ram the Hindu god? Because we you said it's pronounced like it's an o instead of an 'a' I got so confused because I'm Australian and we don't pronounce the word 'rom' the same as 'Raam'.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uh-oh.. This is going to offend someone named Laquisha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

is it because that is a black person name that you dont like it? Since when has this site been so anti-semitic?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

anti-semetic? You know that's for Jews, not blacks, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ive seen that here too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where did it say Laquisha was black? Besides, white people do occasionally make some of the stupidest names beyond existence, but we don't make them specially made like most black people do. Dumbass white people name their kids Adolf Hitler and Facebook.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@Kurrianette, KnightMunchySergio clearly said "black person" and then later said "anti-semitic". Even if they hadn't I'm willing to bet 99% of all Laquishas are black

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah dude, wasn't replying to you. I can't reply to a specific person, I can only reply to a wall of comments. Though honestly this is very confusing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is actually a girl in our school whose name is KaDeisha, and she is white.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually Laquisha isn't bad compared to some of the names I've heard. What's so bad about Laquisha?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That seriously made me laugh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

CONGRATS ON POTD <3333 BTW... I'm a fan of "ShaBootyQuiQui"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My favourite is La-a

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The dash ain't be silent, its pronounced ladasha!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:') Thank you to everyone who suggested it for POTD. If I could I'd hug all of you, even if it meant resulting in gaining like 16 different diseases. At least I'll have a story to tell on the transit bus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ooh I'll give you a disease all right girl. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no it's okay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love your reaction. You're so nice and sincerely thankful. Kudos to you for being awesome

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its still considered hugging... Just with my penis hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't make me get out the belt >:D (asian discipline lolol)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, it's not that big of a deal... 364 people have the exact same thing happen to them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...name "it" Laquisha. Hahahaha, also didn't expect that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

**9/10. Worded well, it may not take hours to give birth for some, tho. Also, it's funny.**

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This exchange made me lol so fucking hard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh God...Placenta is almost as bad of a word as anus or squat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will squat and placenta all over your anus

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok Jasmine you win. You got POTD before me. Congratulations! :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is not the place to congratulate your friend. It's great that you're happy for her and want to wish her congratulations, but that is something you message her. Not something for the comments. Don't take this personally, but sometimes people put things that are more appropriate for messages in the comments and it peeves me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

._.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Er... Ras realizes this was about a competition they had going, not just congratulating his friend, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay, so bitch move by me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry but this post if fucking retarded, and offensive. Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself you asshole. Everyone on this site is a massive moron.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I...love you, for this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TRtrollLtrollLtrollL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a girl named tequilla at my school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a Tila Tequila.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I knew a girl named Daiquiri.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You have to admit that 60 or so years from now her grandchildren saying "Let's visit Grandma Laquisha!" will be kinda funny. I can just picture a sassy, old black lady now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She's not sassy! She's a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Erm sixty years from now a black person named Laquisha will be a great-great-great-grandmother because they have kids at 15 and their kids have kids at 15 and so on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a girl named Cquashae

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How is one supposed to pronounce that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

See-kwuh-shay

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a friend who's legal name is Baby Girl. I shit you not. How do you just NOT name your kid?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read this book once where one of the girls names was baby

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom had to work with a woman who named her kids after alcoholic beverages.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel bad when parents give their kids names that are almost identical to their last name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A kid I used to go to school with was named Adam Adams -_-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend knows someone named Cola :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about Carmela... Because that's not my name or anything ._.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I actually love that name, it reminds me of Caramel(:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't like when people are named after cars. Mercedes and Porsche are probably the most commonly used names.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know. I mean, I like the name Honda. In all seriousness though, I like the name Bentley.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's even worse when you think that they were looking through baby names and were like, 'Sara? Nah. Amy? Nah. Natalia? Nah. Shanqui'babiigurlliqua? Omg, what a beautiful name! I must name my child that!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We have a girl whose name is Chlamydia. Seriously. It's pronounced sha-maude-ia but I swear to god that's how it's spelled

by Anonymous 11 years ago