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You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?

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@1800023

I was completely caught off guard and actually laughed..

Chewbanshees avatar Chewbanshee Yeah You Are +78Reply
@1800023

I thought that it was going to go into adoption or something.

Anonymous +13Reply

I thought this was going to be about murder, but it was about something much worse. I'm rather disgusted.

Lens avatar Len Yeah You Are +77Reply

I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.

_Jojo_s avatar _Jojo_ Yeah You Are +59Reply
@_Jojo_ I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.

@mchalla3 Yeah, but a lot of couples/parents back out at the last second when the baby is born.

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are +14Reply
@_Jojo_ I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.

Can we make one POTD not about abortion/gay rights/drugs? Post the crazy name of one of your schoolmates then leave.

Anonymous +3Reply
@_Jojo_ I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.

Partial-birth abortion, anon. It's morally disgusting, but it exists.

mchalla3s avatar mchalla3 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@_Jojo_ I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.

Anon, we were talking about adoption not abortion.
Although mchalla3 is right, there is partial-birth abortion which is just puke smilie

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are -2Reply
@_Jojo_ I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.

Are you kidding me... You can't have an abortion after the baby is already born.

Anonymous -7Reply
@_Jojo_ I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.

Many adoptions are planned before the baby is born.

mchalla3s avatar mchalla3 Yeah You Are -8Reply

Or something like La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice...but still less ghetto than Courtney!

Pedo_Cats avatar Pedo_Cat Yeah You Are +53Reply

Mildly relevant rant:

I am not going to punish my kid with a weird ass name where no one knows what he said the first time and he has to awkwardly spell it out and have everyone mispronounce it like my parents did to me. I do not give a shit how unique it makes him; if he needs a different goddamn name to make him unique he must have a pretty shitty life.

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are +44Reply
@Ram27 Mildly relevant rant: I am not going to punish my kid with a weird ass name where no one knows what he said the...

Me too! The worst thing is that my younger sister got a perfectly normal name.

I like 'Ram'. It sounds cool. :)

@Ram27 Mildly relevant rant: I am not going to punish my kid with a weird ass name where no one knows what he said the...

Ah, so Ram as in like Ram the Hindu god?
Because we you said it's pronounced like it's an o instead of an 'a' I got so confused because I'm Australian and we don't pronounce the word 'rom' the same as 'Raam'.

Anonymous 0Reply

I predict POTD.

Fred_Weasleys avatar Fred_Weasley Yeah You Are +37Reply
@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

Just start commenting it on every post. It's foolproof.

@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO THIS PREDICTION SHIT?!

TheRaftsmans avatar TheRaftsman Yeah You Are +67Reply
@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

sdefghjkl; THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR POTD . :')
I was having a shitty day until I logged onto amirite.
And also.
gasp Hi Actionman & Statefarm.
I'm not used to talking to famous amiriters/

jraaeys avatar jraaey Yeah You Are +18Reply
@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

Pssh want to talk to someone really famous? Respond to THIS comment cool smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

:O
That'd be amazing.

jraaeys avatar jraaey Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

I sense some friction between me and the people who downvoted Bretward's comment. hehe smilie

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@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

I sense some friction between Favvkes and Actionman...

@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

Statefarm is my new favorite. I'm gonna put that in my profile somewhere...eventually

Uh-oh.. This is going to offend someone named Laquisha

Anonymous +36Reply

Or some shit like AbbyYoYo. Its a real name wary smilie

TheRaftsmans avatar TheRaftsman Yeah You Are +25Reply
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@1810270

Is needs more loves

:')
Thank you to everyone who suggested it for POTD. If I could I'd hug all of you, even if it meant resulting in gaining like 16 different diseases. At least I'll have a story to tell on the transit bus.

jraaeys avatar jraaey Yeah You Are +20Reply

My favourite is La-a

EpicGymnasts avatar EpicGymnast Yeah You Are +18Reply
@EpicGymnast My favourite is La-a

The dash ain't be silent, its pronounced ladasha!

Actually Laquisha isn't bad compared to some of the names I've heard. What's so bad about Laquisha?

is it because that is a black person name that you dont like it? Since when has this site been so anti-semitic?

@KnightMunchySergio is it because that is a black person name that you dont like it? Since when has this site been so anti-semitic?

Where did it say Laquisha was black?
Besides, white people do occasionally make some of the stupidest names beyond existence, but we don't make them specially made like most black people do.

Dumbass white people name their kids Adolf Hitler and Facebook.

@KnightMunchySergio is it because that is a black person name that you dont like it? Since when has this site been so anti-semitic?

@Kurrianette, KnightMunchySergio clearly said "black person" and then later said "anti-semitic".

Even if they hadn't I'm willing to bet 99% of all Laquishas are black

@KnightMunchySergio is it because that is a black person name that you dont like it? Since when has this site been so anti-semitic?

Nah dude, wasn't replying to you.
I can't reply to a specific person, I can only reply to a wall of comments.
Though honestly this is very confusing.

Anonymous 0Reply

CONGRATS ON POTD <3333

BTW... I'm a fan of "ShaBootyQuiQui"

Ok Jasmine you win. You got POTD before me. Congratulations! :D

ConnorABrowns avatar ConnorABrown Yeah You Are +2Reply
@ConnorABrown Ok Jasmine you win. You got POTD before me. Congratulations! :D

Er... Ras realizes this was about a competition they had going, not just congratulating his friend, right?

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are +8Reply
@ConnorABrown Ok Jasmine you win. You got POTD before me. Congratulations! :D

This is not the place to congratulate your friend. It's great that you're happy for her and want to wish her congratulations, but that is something you message her. Not something for the comments.
Don't take this personally, but sometimes people put things that are more appropriate for messages in the comments and it peeves me.

Rass avatar Ras Yeah You Are -24Reply

I have a friend who's legal name is Baby Girl. I shit you not. How do you just NOT name your kid?

Jess_Dohertys avatar Jess_Doherty Yeah You Are +2Reply

I don't like when people are named after cars.
Mercedes and Porsche are probably the most commonly used names.

pikabeaus avatar pikabeau Yeah You Are +1Reply
@pikabeau I don't like when people are named after cars. Mercedes and Porsche are probably the most commonly used names.

I don't know. I mean, I like the name Honda.

In all seriousness though, I like the name Bentley.

Wunderscores avatar Wunderscore Yeah You Are -1Reply

It's even worse when you think that they were looking through baby names and were like, 'Sara? Nah. Amy? Nah. Natalia? Nah. Shanqui'babiigurlliqua? Omg, what a beautiful name! I must name my child that!"

That seriously made me laugh.

I feel bad when parents give their kids names that are almost identical to their last name.

sprite590s avatar sprite590 Yeah You Are 0Reply

We have a girl whose name is Chlamydia. Seriously. It's pronounced sha-maude-ia but I swear to god that's how it's spelled

There was a girl named tequilla at my school.

Anonymous -1Reply

You have to admit that 60 or so years from now her grandchildren saying "Let's visit Grandma Laquisha!" will be kinda funny. I can just picture a sassy, old black lady now.

Anonymous -1Reply
@You have to admit that 60 or so years from now her grandchildren saying "Let's visit Grandma Laquisha!" will be...

Erm sixty years from now a black person named Laquisha will be a great-great-great-grandmother because they have kids at 15 and their kids have kids at 15 and so on.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +5Reply

I know a girl named Cquashae

My mom had to work with a woman who named her kids after alcoholic beverages.

Sarcasm_on_ices avatar Sarcasm_on_ice Yeah You Are -1Reply

My friend knows someone named Cola :/

What about Carmela...
Because that's not my name or anything
._.

Anonymous -1Reply
@What about Carmela... Because that's not my name or anything ._.

I actually love that name, it reminds me of Caramel(:

Excuse you

Anonymous -5Reply

...name "it" Laquisha. Hahahaha, also didn't expect that.

Anonymous -5Reply

There was a girl at my school named Basha.

@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

There was a girl at my school name Ufima. Pronounced oof-uh-muh. There was another girl named Lala. I don't care how unique it makes your child, at the end of the day their name is still fucking Lala.

@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

Bitch that's nothin' I had a girl named Anqaneesha Squishy

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +27Reply
@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

Basha just sounded kind of threatening to me.. like "I'll bash ya cause I'm Basha."

@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

I know a Seventhstreetbusstop and a Gatorade.

Anonymous +15Reply
@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

Kanah...doesn't sound that bad but her last name is Lopes.

Anonymous +5Reply
@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

Better than Bonshaquitalafondria. <---- that's just a mouthful

@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

I know a Shala Delawala.
Pronounced so that it all rhymes. Shaladellawalla.

Anonymous +2Reply
@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

Why was I downvoted? Not all black people are African and not all Africans are black.

@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

She was black but I don't know if she was African.

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