You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
I was completely caught off guard and actually laughed..
I thought that it was going to go into adoption or something.
I thought it would be a dumpster baby.
Maybe some day...
I thought it was going to be about giving it up for adoption.
@mchalla3 Yeah, but a lot of couples/parents back out at the last second when the baby is born.
Well I'm happy you didn't hit NW.
I also thought.
Same here, I almost hit NW.
Can we make one POTD not about abortion/gay rights/drugs? Post the crazy name of one of your schoolmates then leave.
that was a typo, a terrible terrible typo (cry2)
Partial-birth abortion, anon. It's morally disgusting, but it exists.
Anon, we were talking about adoption not abortion.
Although mchalla3 is right, there is partial-birth abortion which is just
Are you kidding me... You can't have an abortion after the baby is already born.
Many adoptions are planned before the baby is born.
Or something like La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice...but still less ghetto than Courtney!
Mildly relevant rant:
I am not going to punish my kid with a weird ass name where no one knows what he said the first time and he has to awkwardly spell it out and have everyone mispronounce it like my parents did to me. I do not give a shit how unique it makes him; if he needs a different goddamn name to make him unique he must have a pretty shitty life.
Me too! The worst thing is that my younger sister got a perfectly normal name.
I like 'Ram'. It sounds cool. :)
Pronounced as if there's an o instead of an a.
The way you pronounce it sounds like the god of shadows.
I'm curious now. What's your name? .__.
Ah, so Ram as in like Ram the Hindu god?
Because we you said it's pronounced like it's an o instead of an 'a' I got so confused because I'm Australian and we don't pronounce the word 'rom' the same as 'Raam'.
I predict POTD.
Just start commenting it on every post. It's foolproof.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO THIS PREDICTION SHIT?!
sdefghjkl; THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR POTD . :')
I was having a shitty day until I logged onto amirite.
gasp Hi Actionman & Statefarm.
I'm not used to talking to famous amiriters/
Pssh want to talk to someone really famous? Respond to THIS comment
That'd be amazing.
TOO MANY POSTS.
I sense some friction between me and the people who downvoted Bretward's comment.
I sense some friction between Favvkes and Actionman...
Statefarm is my new favorite. I'm gonna put that in my profile somewhere...eventually
Fuck da h8ers yous hilar gurl
Uh-oh.. This is going to offend someone named Laquisha
Or some shit like AbbyYoYo. Its a real name
Is needs more loves
Thank you to everyone who suggested it for POTD. If I could I'd hug all of you, even if it meant resulting in gaining like 16 different diseases. At least I'll have a story to tell on the transit bus.
Ooh I'll give you a disease all right girl.
no it's okay.
I love your reaction. You're so nice and sincerely thankful. Kudos to you for being awesome
Its still considered hugging... Just with my penis
Don't make me get out the belt >:D (asian discipline lolol)
Dude, it's not that big of a deal... 364 people have the exact same thing happen to them.
My favourite is La-a
The dash ain't be silent, its pronounced ladasha!
I know lol
Actually Laquisha isn't bad compared to some of the names I've heard. What's so bad about Laquisha?
is it because that is a black person name that you dont like it? Since when has this site been so anti-semitic?
Where did it say Laquisha was black?
Besides, white people do occasionally make some of the stupidest names beyond existence, but we don't make them specially made like most black people do.
Dumbass white people name their kids Adolf Hitler and Facebook.
@Kurrianette, KnightMunchySergio clearly said "black person" and then later said "anti-semitic".
Even if they hadn't I'm willing to bet 99% of all Laquishas are black
anti-semetic? You know that's for Jews, not blacks, right?
Ive seen that here too
Nah dude, wasn't replying to you.
I can't reply to a specific person, I can only reply to a wall of comments.
Though honestly this is very confusing.
There is actually a girl in our school whose name is KaDeisha, and she is white.
CONGRATS ON POTD <3333
BTW... I'm a fan of "ShaBootyQuiQui"
Ok Jasmine you win. You got POTD before me. Congratulations! :D
Er... Ras realizes this was about a competition they had going, not just congratulating his friend, right?
Okay, so bitch move by me.
This is not the place to congratulate your friend. It's great that you're happy for her and want to wish her congratulations, but that is something you message her. Not something for the comments.
Don't take this personally, but sometimes people put things that are more appropriate for messages in the comments and it peeves me.
I have a friend who's legal name is Baby Girl. I shit you not. How do you just NOT name your kid?
I read this book once where one of the girls names was baby
I don't like when people are named after cars.
Mercedes and Porsche are probably the most commonly used names.
I don't know. I mean, I like the name Honda.
In all seriousness though, I like the name Bentley.
It's even worse when you think that they were looking through baby names and were like, 'Sara? Nah. Amy? Nah. Natalia? Nah. Shanqui'babiigurlliqua? Omg, what a beautiful name! I must name my child that!"
That seriously made me laugh.
9/10. Worded well, it may not take hours to give birth for some, tho. Also, it's funny.
I will squat and placenta all over your anus
This exchange made me lol so fucking hard.
Oh God...Placenta is almost as bad of a word as anus or squat.
I feel bad when parents give their kids names that are almost identical to their last name.
A kid I used to go to school with was named Adam Adams -_-
We have a girl whose name is Chlamydia. Seriously. It's pronounced sha-maude-ia but I swear to god that's how it's spelled
There was a girl named tequilla at my school.
I know a Tila Tequila.
I knew a girl named Daiquiri.
You have to admit that 60 or so years from now her grandchildren saying "Let's visit Grandma Laquisha!" will be kinda funny. I can just picture a sassy, old black lady now.
She's not sassy! She's a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
Erm sixty years from now a black person named Laquisha will be a great-great-great-grandmother because they have kids at 15 and their kids have kids at 15 and so on.
I know a girl named Cquashae
How is one supposed to pronounce that?
My mom had to work with a woman who named her kids after alcoholic beverages.
My friend knows someone named Cola :/
What about Carmela...
Because that's not my name or anything
I actually love that name, it reminds me of Caramel(:
...name "it" Laquisha. Hahahaha, also didn't expect that.
There was a girl at my school named Basha.
There was a girl at my school name Ufima. Pronounced oof-uh-muh. There was another girl named Lala. I don't care how unique it makes your child, at the end of the day their name is still fucking Lala.
Bitch that's nothin' I had a girl named Anqaneesha Squishy
I know a Honey Boo Boo.
Basha just sounded kind of threatening to me.. like "I'll bash ya cause I'm Basha."
Apparently Basha is a favorable name.
I know a Seventhstreetbusstop and a Gatorade.
I know a Sharonda. And a Babygirl
Kanah...doesn't sound that bad but her last name is Lopes.
Better than Bonshaquitalafondria. <---- that's just a mouthful
I know a Shala Delawala.
Pronounced so that it all rhymes. Shaladellawalla.
Why was I downvoted? Not all black people are African and not all Africans are black.
StickCaveman, I think you mean going DOWN.
There's a downvoting craze going around.
Why was I downvoted? That's a real name
Kid at my school... Dabrickashaw
She was black but I don't know if she was African.
I'm sorry but this post if fucking retarded, and offensive.
Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself you asshole.
Everyone on this site is a massive moron.
I...love you, for this.