+131 Samuel L. Jackson should open a restaurant where the servers call you "motherfucker" while taking your order, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The motherfucking salmon with sautéed vegetables on the motherfucking side is lovely, motherfucker.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The more I think about this, the more I like it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a restaurant in Myrtle Beach, SC called Dicks and the waiters cuss at you, and make fun of you, and sit you with people you don't know. They also give you condom hats with insults written on them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Excuse me sir, what's today's breakfast special?" "An English muffin motherfucker, do you eat it?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago