You plan on being a great parent by helping your child get through middle school as unawkwardly as possible, amirite?

I'm not having kids, so I'll avoid this problem entirely. Aw yeah.
But if I was a parent, then yeah. Middle school is soul crushing.

I promised myself that I would put logic before me getting my way. So yes, I would not embarrass my kid if possible.

But where's the fun in THAT?