She can scream, tell you how much she wants you to give it to her, and tell you how wet she is, but you're keeping the umbrella, amirite?

Then put the original source in the inspiration section.

I saw it on Tumblr.

https://twitter.com/flipping_ta...77740646625280

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sex-puns

http://www.quotev.com/SiriusBla...ivity/12492457

All I did was search "But I was keeping the umbrella." in Google. You could've used any one of these as credit. It's not very hard.

Are we really gonna make a big deal out of this? I'm too lazy to google it (I'm on the mobile app)

Im not on tumblr but I admit I stole it

I don't remember it

Is gay.