I am blown away by this. This comment would mean something completely different if it were written in Iraq.
These jokes are rather humorous. This reply would basically mean the same if it were written in China.
Ma'am, did you just love your own comment?
My hair is on fire. No one would care to read my comment if it were written in Farsi.
These are some pretty aggressive accusations you have here....
But what about this? .__.
I don't have Photoshop. Even if I did, I wouldn't be able to make that in 14 minutes.
I think your accusation seems the most aggressive. As far as I see, it's your word against that of Favvkes, and I am more inclined to believe Ol' Cat Eyes.
DAMMIT FAVVKES QUIT REPLYING BEFORE IT GETS ANY WORK
LOL NICE EMOICON CHAUNCY!
no...... ..... SHHHHH!
I got fired at work today.
But that's okay, I hated being a suicide bomber anyway.
Ralph and piggy swam naked together too
inb4 people trying to ride off the success of the original joke - dammit, too late.
It's okay she failed at it anyway
Yeah okay, I rode off success of the original joke.
But at least it's good practice for my new job: cowgirl
میں آپ کے جسم کو راک چاہتے ہیں
That looks like a bunch of lizards
It translates to "I want to rock your body". I'm pretty sure it's Urdu.
it's Urdu. This چاہتے is "chaata"or "(he) wants".
took me a while to get tho.
I thought this was Arabic at first and tried reading it but it made no sense so :(
I think it's Persian. Mainly because I used Google Translate
I dont even understand the چاہتے
Ohhhh that's a 'hay' it looked like a 'meem'. It still makes no sense.
I speak Urdu. Not Urdu. Its like I do rocks to your something body.
Haha that's so funny.
Maybe the sun is in her eyes.
Maybe she doesn't agree with the reference to violence against women for the sake of humor.
Or maybe it's women problems. Who's to say?
Here, take my sunglasses
Right off your face? Thanks!
So why the ?
Is something on your mind? You seem distracted.
that's okay. I don't like wearing sunglasses.
5/10. It's clever, isn't really an opinion, and it's not really relatable.
I'm gonna start giving a rating for your ratings: 3/10. Not an opinion or relatable? That's the dumbest shit I've ever read, and I've read the Patriot Act. Amirite is a place to share opinions, thoughts, jokes, etc. Not everything has to be an opinion.
Note: I'm critiquing your reasoning not your rating.
Oh damn. That must hurt after the rating he gave Statefarm.
So are half the posts on this site. Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow.
OP is mad because he got a low rating on a post. lol.
FUCK YOU OP I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE
1/10 because OP is a faggot
Sorry, Brettward. I usually check every single post to make sure i don't make the same comment as another amirite user. I must've somehow missed the one of the 700000+ in which you made this joke already. My bad for being such an idiot.
Well I may need a few days to forgive you.
And it's more like 7 days in the past week. 7 potd. Usually active users check potd often
I don't think I'm the only one that does this but I only ever check the comments of posts that interest me. The comments on POTD are no more special than the comments on every other post.
Yes they are
Not really. In fact, it's probably worse since a lot of them get spamed with people trying to score loves.
I don't really understand this?...
They throw rocks at people.
Because of all the sunlight refracting and starting indoor fires?
Do I understand you enough to make you my profile picture?
Ahh, thanks for explaining. :D
HAHA CAUSE THAT SAYING
WHOOOOOOOO IM PAKISTANI!! This is hilarious.
uh, repost? http://amirite.net/635827
I agree - the POTD should be changed to the original.
Also, mods/admins, I know you guys do have a tough job, and probably pick the POTD at the last minute, but there should be a mod who knows what the POTD is in advance who spends some time searching keywords just to make sure it's original. Users should report repeats, but you can't blame us when the POTD is a repeat - the people who knew what the POTD was in advance should have checked and double checked.
Yeah, the original poster should get the credit, IMO. And thanks ActionMan, for owning up to it, even if it wasn't too big of a deal.
This is why Johnny is the best mod.
Well, the post is anonymous already, so it doesn't much matter. Although this POTD should be changed to the original.
The OP of the original hasn't even been on in ages, and this one is anon so it's not a huge deal
That is terribly hilarious.