Grinding babies into dust does not make baby powder, amirite?

of course not that would make baby dust you have to grind them to a nice powder cant be too fine cant be too coarse

Now you tell me.

At first I thought grinding like dancing and I was like

I guess I'll just return all these babies I adopted...

I've been doing it wrong for years.

How do you know though?

My life has been a complete lie

Every comment on this post is golden. (Except this one)

It would make baby purée