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You would rather burn your country's flag for $5 than kick a puppy for $10, amirite?

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A: I'm one step below a pyromaniac.
B: There's a lot of things this country does that I disagree with.

I'd burn the flag FOR FREE. Do I get to keep the unkicked puppy?

Mike_Hawks avatar Mike_Hawk Yeah You Are +62Reply

Depends how hard you have to kick the puppy.

Cpt_McMuffins avatar Cpt_McMuffin Yeah You Are +60Reply
@Cpt_McMuffin Depends how hard you have to kick the puppy.

How so? If I had to kick the dog hard enough to seriously hurt it, I wouldn't. If I could just kick it hard enough to wake it up from sleep or get it annoyed or something like that, I'd be fine with it.

Cpt_McMuffins avatar Cpt_McMuffin Yeah You Are +20Reply

There's nothing really wrong with burning a country's flag. It's just doing it in public shows that you hate the country.

B10ckH34ds avatar B10ckH34d Yeah You Are +35Reply

I'd do both for $15.

YeahIAms avatar YeahIAm No Way +33Reply

Did you know that burning the Danish flag is the only way to respectfully get rid of it?

O____os avatar O____o Yeah You Are +15Reply
@O____o Did you know that burning the Danish flag is the only way to respectfully get rid of it?

It's the same with the American flag. You're just supposed to cut it into little peices first.

Encore93s avatar Encore93 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@O____o Did you know that burning the Danish flag is the only way to respectfully get rid of it?

@Encore93 Actually, not necessarily. I've participated in flag burning ceremonies where we didn't cut the flags up. They just have to be burned in a respectful way by an approved organization.

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are 0Reply
@O____o Did you know that burning the Danish flag is the only way to respectfully get rid of it?

Hmm, in the one my brother was in, they were told all the stripes and stars needed to be cut up first.

Encore93s avatar Encore93 Yeah You Are 0Reply

i hate dogs, but i would still rather burn the flag, because it can't feel pain

lilobamas avatar lilobama Yeah You Are +7Reply

The only rightful way to retire an American flag is to either recycle it (that's rather new) or to respectfully burn it in a campfire. I've done it at boy scout camp outs all the time. It's actually respectful.

coasterkids avatar coasterkid Yeah You Are +4Reply

I'd burn the flag for free if someone really presented me with these options. It's just a fabric rectangle.

Anonymous +3Reply

This real question is - can I keep the puppy even if I choose to burn the flag?

I really don't like puppies or America so I do both quite frequently actually.

Burn a flag don't want to kick the puppy

Just a gentle tap with the foot. Never said how hard a kick would have to be.

names avatar name No Way -1Reply
Anonymous +22Reply

The money part in this post is so random... Is there even a use of saying "for 5$" or "for 10$"? It should just "you would rather burn your flag than kick a puppy, amirite".

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are -2Reply
@TalkingRice The money part in this post is so random... Is there even a use of saying "for 5$" or "for 10$"? It should just...

The money part was added for someone who would do either for free but if money were involved, it shows which they would rather do.

Anonymous 0Reply
@TalkingRice The money part in this post is so random... Is there even a use of saying "for 5$" or "for 10$"? It should just...

still sounds like a random add-in to me, as everyone in the comments are talking about how they won't kick puppies, but would rather burn the flag. No one's discussing about the money part...

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are 0Reply

I'm full on American lover so I would never burn a flag unless it was to respectfully retire it

Well I think burning the flag is a federal offense in the US, so I'd lightly kick the puppy.

Burning a flag would be difficult, because you have to contain the flames and clean up afterwards. I would lightly kick a puppy.

Fuck all of you America haters. What happened to the day were proud to live in our country, proud to Americans? It's a sad world we live in nowadays.

Anonymous -20Reply
@Fuck all of you America haters. What happened to the day were proud to live in our country, proud to Americans?...

I am proud to live in this country and be an American, but I'd still rather burn the flag than kick a puppy. They have sad commercials against animal abuse that are on TV all the God damn time and when was the last time you saw a commercial against flag burning? I can barely sit through those commercials as it is, I don't think I'd be able to do it at all if I kicked a puppy for ten measly bucks. Plus, I like puppies; they're freaking adorable. Can't say the same thing about an American flag.

Irish_Wolffs avatar Irish_Wolff Yeah You Are +4Reply
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