You would rather burn your country's flag for $5 than kick a puppy for $10, amirite?

Depends how hard you have to kick the puppy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's horrible.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How so? If I had to kick the dog hard enough to seriously hurt it, I wouldn't. If I could just kick it hard enough to wake it up from sleep or get it annoyed or something like that, I'd be fine with it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There's nothing really wrong with burning a country's flag. It's just doing it in public shows that you hate the country.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well I think burning the flag is a federal offense in the US, so I'd lightly kick the puppy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's protected as being a form of free speech or something similar.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh, well thank you for enlightening me. The more you know.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The more you Kohls.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did you know that burning the Danish flag is the only way to respectfully get rid of it?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's the same with the American flag. You're just supposed to cut it into little peices first.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

@Encore93 Actually, not necessarily. I've participated in flag burning ceremonies where we didn't cut the flags up. They just have to be burned in a respectful way by an approved organization.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hmm, in the one my brother was in, they were told all the stripes and stars needed to be cut up first.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Burning a flag would be difficult, because you have to contain the flames and clean up afterwards. I would lightly kick a puppy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A: I'm one step below a pyromaniac. B: There's a lot of things this country does that I disagree with. I'd burn the flag FOR FREE. Do I get to keep the unkicked puppy?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just a gentle tap with the foot. Never said how hard a kick would have to be.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

By definition, a tap is not a kick do try again.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Burn a flag don't want to kick the puppy

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i hate dogs, but i would still rather burn the flag, because it can't feel pain

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The why'd you click NW?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd do both for $15.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The money part in this post is so random... Is there even a use of saying "for 5$" or "for 10$"? It should just "you would rather burn your flag than kick a puppy, amirite".

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The money part was added for someone who would do either for free but if money were involved, it shows which they would rather do.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

still sounds like a random add-in to me, as everyone in the comments are talking about how they won't kick puppies, but would rather burn the flag. No one's discussing about the money part...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fuck all of you America haters. What happened to the day were proud to live in our country, proud to Americans? It's a sad world we live in nowadays.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So you're saying you torture puppies?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I am proud to live in this country and be an American, but I'd still rather burn the flag than kick a puppy. They have sad commercials against animal abuse that are on TV all the God damn time and when was the last time you saw a commercial against flag burning? I can barely sit through those commercials as it is, I don't think I'd be able to do it at all if I kicked a puppy for ten measly bucks. Plus, I like puppies; they're freaking adorable. Can't say the same thing about an American flag.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm full on American lover so I would never burn a flag unless it was to respectfully retire it

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And insult my nation and do a national crime yes

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thats only for retiring it though

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The only rightful way to retire an American flag is to either recycle it (that's rather new) or to respectfully burn it in a campfire. I've done it at boy scout camp outs all the time. It's actually respectful.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This real question is - can I keep the puppy even if I choose to burn the flag?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd burn the flag for free if someone really presented me with these options. It's just a fabric rectangle.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I really don't like puppies or America so I do both quite frequently actually.

by Anonymous 11 years ago