Your parents have attempted to set you up with one of their friends kids that is around the same age as you at some point in your life. amirite?

When I was younger my mom tried to pair me with her friend's kid that got expelled for setting the soap dispensers at his school on fire. She sure can pick out the keepers.

My parents don't have any friends...

My parents like to pretend that I will never have a significant other.

i think the post meant play dates. not boyfriend/girlfriend

I was just like "Mom, you have ugly friends with ugly kids.."

I was hanging out at my mom's store and her friend came in and they started talking. Basically the conversation went to how similar their kids are and next thing I know my mom's friend has her son on the phone insisting that I say hello.