-57 It'd be cool if instead of paying taxes, all the billionaires just bought Wifi for everyone, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't get the connection

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There isn't one, I just want free Wifi.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You could try moving to China - it's really cheap here. Also, you could secretly move into a Starbucks and get it there! hahaha

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Also, did you like my little "connection" pun, hehe

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't think OP got it.. lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Alas, no!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Judging by OP's response I don't think everyone got it. I do agree with the last half though, most puns just aren't funny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I did get it but I didn't know if it was intentional, I was gonna say something like, "Well, you would get the connection if they did pay for wifi!" but I was actually afraid no one would get it and then I would look stupid. The end.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How about we stop asking people to use THEIR money for YOUR needs.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How 'bout you take a joke?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well it's not in the joke section so it's kinda hard to tell.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And get rid of public education, military defense, road work, police, fire fighters etc. Good trade off.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fair point. I think when I wrote this I was thinking that we'd still be able to cover those costs without the rich people's taxes, but now I had some coffee and realized that that was a stupid assumption.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Like a good neighbor, internet is THERE!" "In my house!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Who needs an army when you've got WiFI?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They should do both.

by Anonymous 11 years ago