Gonna be honest, that's a bit frightening.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry, I just think it's funny because that's how my friend met her boyfriend/fiancee.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahaha that'll make one hell of a story later on

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Definitely

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So as she would put it since I don't remember this: "We had math class together as freshmen and our teacher liked to assign and rearrange seats at her own discretion. At one point, about midway through first quarter, she paired us together, and a little while into the class I felt something hit my shoulder and I looked over to find this strange girl asleep on my shoulder. She let out the tiniest little snore and I didn't have the heart to wake her up so I let her sleep on my shoulder until the end of class." So there is no confusion, I was the one who was asleep, and I still object when anyones says I snore but I knew that if I hadn't put that in the story than she would have, so ha, beat you to it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I clicked the comment thing expecting to see perverted jokes, what a let down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Want to pet my trowser snake?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like petting guys

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being a guy who has, at various times, had his hair cut short, this is true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah that happened to me once. Then my friend started rubbing my head and she backed off and that ruined everything. Fuck you, Thomas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I pet a lot of people's hair

by Anonymous 12 years ago