One of the hardest things for a teenage girl is to admit to her parents that she once went to another state with some fat cheeked Mexican guy called Pedro where they accidentally got lost in some corn field, the weather being damn cold they had to have sex so as to survive while some pretty sick fuckers were busy drawing crop circles around them, that their trip ended when they had a near death experience after smoking some shit that looked like bone powder and now she's 8 months pregnant, amirite?

is this a reference to something?

This has happened with every Pedro that ever said hola to me.

Gosh, I thought I was the only one!

sounds like my typical Friday night what about you guys?

I'm voting this for POTD because of sheer wat.

Remember that one time your parents were fighting about "Pedro"? Now you know what it was all about...

Wth.

That's almost like the first book in the numbers trilogy except his name was Spider and he was black. I shit you not.

Mainly because it's too hard to remember all of it.