+128 One of the hardest things for a teenage girl is to admit to her parents that she once went to another state with some fat cheeked Mexican guy called Pedro where they accidentally got lost in some corn field, the weather being damn cold they had to have sex so as to survive while some pretty sick fuckers were busy drawing crop circles around them, that their trip ended when they had a near death experience after smoking some shit that looked like bone powder and now she's 8 months pregnant, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

is this a reference to something?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, just wanted to make a little fun of how *some* teenagers handle their problems.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sounds like a Seth Rogen movie.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gosh, I thought I was the only one!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm voting this for POTD because of sheer wat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's just wait...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This has happened with every Pedro that ever said hola to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sounds like my typical Friday night what about you guys?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah Sundays because then you're busy skipping school on Monday.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Remember that one time your parents were fighting about "Pedro"? Now you know what it was all about...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wth.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's almost like the first book in the numbers trilogy except his name was Spider and he was black. I shit you not.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mainly because it's too hard to remember all of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago