Well fuck me sideways. I was one stupid kid.
Ok Lay down.
All kids are pretty stupid.
This sounds lame but I thought that when you opened pillsbury dough that little guy would pop out.
I genuinely believed that Red Bull was a scientific breakthrough and I was pretty amazed they were selling it off the shelf.
No, but I did think that if I ate too many green bean seeds an actually green bean plant would grow inside me.
My brother was legitimately afraid to eat Gushers, and that's why my mom refused to buy them when I was little. I didn't learn that until I was fourteen or fifteen..
I was terrified of gushers.
Yes! When I was 3 my dad bought them and he and my sister ate them and I just busted out in tears and was like "How could you be so dumb, havn't you seen the commercials?!"
Me, too. In kindergarten, I cried when I saw my best friend eating gushers. I didn't even touch gushers until the 4th grade.
I wished so hard. My brother and I would always pretend our heads were fruits when we ate gushers.