When you were a little kid you took commercials literally. For example, if you drank Capri Sun you thought you'd turn into a fast flying humanoid silver guy or if you ate gushers you thought your head would turn into a fruit, amirite?

-166 When you were a little kid you took commercials literally. For example, if you drank Capri Sun you thought you'd turn into a fast flying humanoid silver guy or if you ate gushers you thought your head would turn into a fruit, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well fuck me sideways. I was one stupid kid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lay down.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

All kids are pretty stupid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I was terrified of gushers.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Me, too. In kindergarten, I cried when I saw my best friend eating gushers. I didn't even touch gushers until the 4th grade.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes! When I was 3 my dad bought them and he and my sister ate them and I just busted out in tears and was like "How could you be so dumb, havn't you seen the commercials?!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I genuinely believed that Red Bull was a scientific breakthrough and I was pretty amazed they were selling it off the shelf.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This sounds lame but I thought that when you opened pillsbury dough that little guy would pop out.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My brother was legitimately afraid to eat Gushers, and that's why my mom refused to buy them when I was little. I didn't learn that until I was fourteen or fifteen..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, but I did think that if I ate too many green bean seeds an actually green bean plant would grow inside me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wished so hard. My brother and I would always pretend our heads were fruits when we ate gushers.

by Anonymous 11 years ago