If you had no ankles there would be nothing stopping you from being flawless at soundlessly sneaking around in your house at night, except maybe your lack of ankles, amirite?

+154 If you had no ankles there would be nothing stopping you from being flawless at soundlessly sneaking around in your house at night, except maybe your lack of ankles, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're ankles are noisy? You should probably get those checked out...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Your ankles never start cracking whenever you try to sneak somewhere in your home at night?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They crack every now and then but never loud enough to wake somebody up or anything. And if yours do, again, get that checked out. Somethings wrong.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lol they don't normally but for some reason it seems to happen more often every time I try being discreet in travelling around the house at night. It might be because I'm standing on my tippy toes or something.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What you need is the ability to levitate. I haven't figured out how to bottle levitation juice up yet but as soon as I do I will let you know.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

by Anonymous 11 years ago