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Guys: you hate it when you get a random boner and it starts poking your chin, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
I hate it when I wake up in the morning and my ceiling's gone.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Do you live in tornado alley or something?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Well sometimes if it's windy, the top of my box flaps open. That's what I meant...
by Anonymous11 years ago
This one time, he was messing around and dancing in the streets. He got a boner while spinning around and destroyed five houses. It was a sad day.
by Anonymous11 years ago
You're not still mad about that, are you, Statefarm? How was I supposed to know one of the houses was yours? Besides, I thought you of all people would have house insurance.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Boner insurance is way too expensive.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I don't think State Farm insures against boners at any price.
by Anonymous11 years ago
It would probably insure against my boner... (cry2)
by Anonymous11 years ago
Well, I can't relate to that, but I //do// find it really annoying when I stand up and my huge breasts throw me off balance.
*silently wrings hands in shame over greatly exaggerated bra size*
by Anonymous11 years ago
I am at your service if you ever need help balancing.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Sometimes, my boner taps women on the shoulder to get their attention.
Surprisingly, it doesn't work out well.
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