+109 Guys: you hate it when you get a random boner and it starts poking your chin, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I hate it when I wake up in the morning and my ceiling's gone. smirk

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Do you live in tornado alley or something?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well sometimes if it's windy, the top of my box flaps open. That's what I meant...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This one time, he was messing around and dancing in the streets. He got a boner while spinning around and destroyed five houses. It was a sad day.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're not still mad about that, are you, Statefarm? How was I supposed to know one of the houses was yours? Besides, I thought you of all people would have house insurance.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Boner insurance is way too expensive.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't think State Farm insures against boners at any price.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It would probably insure against my boner... (cry2)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, I can't relate to that, but I //do// find it really annoying when I stand up and my huge breasts throw me off balance. *silently wrings hands in shame over greatly exaggerated bra size*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

goo I am at your service if you ever need help balancing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sometimes, my boner taps women on the shoulder to get their attention. Surprisingly, it doesn't work out well.

by Anonymous 11 years ago