+164 A real shoe goes on your feet without asking, changes colors to match your outfit, wants you to wear it no matter what kind of weather it is outside, cries with no shame, gets jealous, is protective over you, & wants to show you the world, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're expecting alot from a shoe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Exactly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This kind of needy possessiveness is EXACTLY why I broke up with my last pair of shoes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? For me it was more about the fact that they got holes in, and then expected me to STILL wear them. Like I'm going to settle for that when I could have a much newer, shinier pair!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All of my wat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

omg i wish EVERY shoe was like thiss<3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol I hate those things people write about the perfect boyfriend. So unrealistic

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If a shoe is a metaphor for a person.. Does going on yoUr feet mean the person would pee on your feet without asking..?

by Anonymous 12 years ago