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Also about middle aged and aged man+220Snoring is cute when it's a kitten or a baby doing it, but it loses its appeal when a middle-aged man does it, amirite?
Also about middle aged man+435When you think of a pedophile, you think of a greasy middle aged man. You don't think of a women in her twenties, even though it's possible, amirite?
Also about middle aged man+120It's fun to look at Christmas movies from a different perspective. In The Polar Express, a middle-aged man invites kids on his train at night. In Home Alone, two men constantly try to kill an 8-year-old boy at Christmas time. And in The Santa Clause, Tim Allen basiaclly kills Santa. amirite?
Also about middle aged man+298Just because i am a middle aged man walking down the same sidewalk (in a huge city, no less) does not mean i'm a rapist. Besides, even if i was, you're fat and hideous and wearing clothes that make you look like a sausage. Don't flatter yourself by being scared of me, amirite?
Also by RyanFoley+8I like to walk into places and order the usual even if I haven't been there, amirite?
Also about middle aged-42Whenever people mention church choirs, you imagine a bunch of chubby black middle aged people singing. Amirite?
Also about middle aged man+117In porn, it's disturbing when a young girl has sex with a middle aged man. It's really hard to jack off to it. amirite?
Also about middle aged man+236You think wtf when you realize that spongbob is a middle aged man, who works at a fast food resturant, that doesn't have his licence, who's bestfriend has down syndrome. Amirite?
Also by RyanFoley+286It sucks to buy a new wallet just to realize you spent all your money buying it, amirite?