Said boxtop to his fellow homeless men.
You only make that mistake once, my friends.
I'm overly curious about what made you think of this.
It also sucks to crash at your ex-fiance's place after you ran away because she got pregnant a few days before the wedding and had to get an abortion and her parents called her a slut and disowned her. That's awkward.
I know that feel bro
You had an ex-fiance after you ran away because she got pregnant a few days before the wedding and had to get an abortion and her parents called her a slut and disowned her?
Yeah same thing happened to me, it sucked.
This is more common than I expected.
OMG! I thought I was the only one!
GOD DAMN IT WHY HAS EVERYONE AT SOME POINT RAN AWAY FROM THEIR EX-FIANCE BECAUSE SHE GOT PREGNANT A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING AND HAD TO GET AN ABORTION AND HER PARENTS CALLED HER A SLUT A DISOWNED HER?!
WHY HASN'T THIS HAPPENED TO ME
jk I don't think I want it to happen to me.
If it makes you feel better, this happened to my mother, not me.
Yeah, it happened to my dog once.
that must of been ruff.
When I first read this, I thought it sounded like something stupid Favvkes would say. Then when I saw her reply to it, I knew it was her.
Wow who would've thought Favvkes would post a cat picture on the POTD! I love how you change things up.
Thanks. I try.
I love you, bbg.
Brooklyn Botanic Garden? O.o
Garden you say?
I like where this is going.
I had to reread this quite a few times.
I already thought/knew from the first time I read the first sentence that crash means falling asleep instead of actually crashing into something which sort of ruined the joke for me :(
Exchange highway or busy intersection for ex girlfriend's house and that sounds pretty accurate.
Too many cars crushing you while you sleep at your ex-girlfriend's house? Has she considered moving?
She drives them. Just like she drives me crazy.