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Also about friend+258People need to learn that it's possible to have a purely platonic opposite gender friend and that sometimes that friend is more awesome than any significant other can be, amirite?
Also about failed relationship+136Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. It hurts like hell & It's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For e.g. I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a broken nose and a failed relationship. Perfect, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+22It would be awesome to have serious dirt on a mean teacher. Not only would you be pretty much exempt from homework and classwork, it wouldn't hurt to have some fun with it once in while. You could do something like in the middle of class, prop your feet up on a desk and ask for a foot massage. There would be so many delicious possibilities, amirite?
Also about friend and relationship+189It sucks when you have a friend in a crappy relationship and all they do is bitch and moan about how crappy it is and you cant say anything cause you have to be a good supportive friend, amirite?
Also about failed relationship+278Why do people always assume "just being friends" is a bad thing? Sometimes a failed relationship can turn into an even more beautiful friendship, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+172You have received a fortune cookie that contained a line which was so pertinent to your life that it was almost eerie, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+31You love it when teachers are too nice for their own good, like when they can't seem to bring themselves to give a student a detention. "The next student who talks while I'm talking is going to the office!" 5 minutes later "This is your FINAL WARNING. The next student who speaks out of turn gets a detention!" 2 minutes later "Ok, NOW I'm serious..." They just can't do it, amirite?