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You don't understand how Bowser can kidnap Mario's girlfriend so many times, yet Mario always invites him to his parties, go-cart outings, and athletic events, amirite?

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Mario's mother forces Mario to invite Bowser, she keeps going on about how Bowser is just "acting out" and just "needs someone to be his friend".

Keep your friends close and your enimies closer

typertecks avatar typerteck Yeah You Are +2Reply
@typerteck Keep your friends close and your enimies closer

, preferably hanging by their ankles in your basement.

B10ckH34ds avatar B10ckH34d Yeah You Are +3Reply

I HAPPEN TO THINK HE'S A FUN GUY TO BE AROUND, ALRIGHT?

You've clearly never played Mario Party

@WinniethePooh Why do you say that?

Bowser crashes the parties, you can't play as him

@DFletch Bowser crashes the parties, you can't play as him

He's more like the blackjack dealer. He's there to scam you and gets pissed when he loses at his own game

WinniethePoohs avatar WinniethePooh Yeah You Are +2Reply

Cracked.com already settled this, Mario is the bad guy.

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are 0Reply

There's actually a name for when stuff like this happens in games and movies. It's called Go-Karting With Bowser. Wonder where it came from...

GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are -1Reply
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