+200 You don't understand how Bowser can kidnap Mario's girlfriend so many times, yet Mario always invites him to his parties, go-cart outings, and athletic events, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You've clearly never played Mario Party

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why do you say that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bowser crashes the parties, you can't play as him

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's more like the blackjack dealer. He's there to scam you and gets pissed when he loses at his own game

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Keep your friends close and your enimies closer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

, preferably hanging by their ankles in your basement.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cracked.com already settled this, Mario is the bad guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mario's mother forces Mario to invite Bowser, she keeps going on about how Bowser is just "acting out" and just "needs someone to be his friend".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's actually a name for when stuff like this happens in games and movies. It's called Go-Karting With Bowser. Wonder where it came from...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I HAPPEN TO THINK HE'S A FUN GUY TO BE AROUND, ALRIGHT?

by Anonymous 12 years ago