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Also by themissingsock+206If you were a gym teacher, you wouldn't be one of those oblivious fucktards who assigns two captains to pick their teams, thus leaving one poor bastard at the end who is going to spend their life in a state of perpetual inferiority. amirite?
Also about apples+64How growing old gracefully without getting old, old, old? Felix Leclerc, a Canadian folksinger and poet once said at the end of his life: « It's not because I am an old apple tree that I yield shrivel or dried up apples.» and Thomas Merton wrote these following lines:«You will be young as long as you remain receptive to all which is beautiful, good and high; receptive also to the message of the nature, of man and above all of God. Lacordaire, a dominicain father concluded in his old age: «I have not experience old age but many successive youths,», amirite?
Also by themissingsock+168Athletes probably endorse McDonald's so that people will eat it, get fat, then there's less competition. amirite?
Also about apple, product, and samsung+167Even if you don't like apple, you gotta hand it to 'em; they post ads about why their product is awesome instead of why everyone else's product sucks, for example, samsung's "the next best thing is already here" ad, amirite?
Also about apples+239Either you like red apples... green apples... or you dont like apples at all. We could all live without the yellow ones. amirite?
Also about apples and oranges+380Why call it lemonade when making juice from oranges its orange juice, juice from apples is apple juice. Were they just bored? Amirite?
Also about apples+325Grandma's perfect Apple Pie: Ingredients: crust- readymade pastry, 1 egg, tbs of milk. Filling- 4 large apples, 1/2 cup sugar, pinch of cinammon, warm water. First get out a pie dish and roll out the pastry so it fits the dish and cut long strips for the covering. For the filling chop and peel the apples then sautee in warm water with the salt and cinammon until the warm, fresh, homey smell has filled the kitchen. Pour in the filling, cover with pastry strips, brush the egg & milk on top & bake! amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+7Supermodels shouldn't be the only super job out there, if you succeed enough at your job, you should become super no matter what, amirite? More