Drivers: It's always tempting to go a couple of miles over the speed limit when it seems like there's nobody around, but you just know that there's probably some rogue plainclothes police car painted to blend in with the innocent trees like some kind of fucked up optical illusion just waiting to burst out of nowhere and charge you $350, amirite?

A couple miles over the speed limit won't get you a $350 ticket.

I'm always 5 over. No more, and depending on the area, no less either.

The cops in my town always stay in the same spots, so as long as you go the speed limit there you're fine.

Like the commercial!

In the city I always go the speed limit but if I'm on the highway, I'll go 7 or so over.