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Little kids ask questions like they've been smoking weed. amirite?

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"Why?" is the most annoying word to ever come out of a child's mouth.

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"Is this real life? Is this gonna be forever?"

I worked at a camp with first and second graders over the summer
Some of the things they said were really amazing. My favorite was when we were walking past this wall that has a big painting of scientists playing with children. A kid pointed to some random girl under the table, and said "Who's that?"
I was explaining to them how it could be anyone, blah blah blah, and this little girl goes "That's Jesus's wife!"

@sighcantthinkofaname I worked at a camp with first and second graders over the summer Some of the things they said were really amazing...

what sort of horrible camp did u have to go to? if all the damn kid was brain washed to think of was Jesus, well, at least he got a wife!!

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@what sort of horrible camp did u have to go to? if all the damn kid was brain washed to think of was Jesus, well...

It was a camp at this place called the Science Center
It really has nothing to do with jesus, it was just something a random kid said. The camp itself had no religious (or anti-religious) teachings.
She was like five, I don't really think it's brain-washing.
When I was five I thought fairies were real.

@Snicker fairies are real !

Oh sorry Clap clap clap clap clap
I didn't say they weren't, but just in case.
I'm a HUGE fan of the book peter pan, and I don't want to kill any fairies.

People aks questions like little kids when they smoke weed, amirite?

u sound like a kid when u smoke weed

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