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It would be so cool if fortune cookie fortunes ACTUALLY came true within 24 hours, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Maybe not this one though: http://ctrlv.in/122297
by Anonymous11 years ago
YES MORE FORTUNE COOKIES! I don't know if I'd like that or not though... I mean, I'd be scared to eat Chinese food hahaha. Would I be willing to risk my life over prosperity and good fortune? I don't think I could.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Agreed ^
by Anonymous11 years ago
in bed?
by Anonymous11 years ago
And the ones that say stuff like "A carrot a day keeps the doctor away" and "Thanks for getting me out of that cookie"...? What happens in 24 hours with those.
by Anonymous11 years ago
a) if you eat a carrot, you won't see a doctor that day
b) you feel like a good person
by Anonymous11 years ago
They have the ability to come true, but first you have to forward your fortune to ten of your friends by midnight.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I work at a hotel, and I found a fortune that someone had left behind. It said, "you will go on a long journey very soon."
by Anonymous11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWraMuXd8m4
by Anonymous11 years ago
This idea would work as a Twilight Zone episode, with of course a twist at the end...
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