+100 The food network is like porn for pregnant women, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's like porn for me and I'm not even preggers! hello "OH! Geoffrey Zakarian.... FUCK! Bobby Flay! Mmmm... PAULA DEEN!" Damn... The food network is my shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so, pregnant women masturbate to food network smirk interesting. but how do they REACH over their large stomachs?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mind masturbation...just imagining eating that food...mmmm....oh god...brb...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Creme fraiche

by Anonymous 12 years ago