+81 So far, nobody has invented a material that can be used to fabricate the underside of a moviehouse seat that is resistant to bubblegum or booger. Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm sure they have, it would just be too expensive for theaters to pay for.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But then wouldn't it just end up on the floor?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And that would be unfortunate because the moment that someone comes up with a booger-proof material, all the fun in picking our noses and rolling the booger into a ball is gone.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What if the floors, walls, and cieling were made of this material? Would the boogers and gum roll around forever?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

As a former movie theater employee, this would just make the floor more slick. I'd rather just have the carpet absorb it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago