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So far, nobody has invented a material that can be used to fabricate the underside of a moviehouse seat that is resistant to bubblegum or booger. Amirite?

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What if the floors, walls, and cieling were made of this material? Would the boogers and gum roll around forever?

As a former movie theater employee, this would just make the floor more slick. I'd rather just have the carpet absorb it.

I'm sure they have, it would just be too expensive for theaters to pay for.

But then wouldn't it just end up on the floor?

@Blake11roys But then wouldn't it just end up on the floor?

And that would be unfortunate because the moment that someone comes up with a booger-proof material, all the fun in picking our noses and rolling the booger into a ball is gone.

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