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You had been in that situation where you've pushed the door close then stand there frozen for what seemed like eternity with a painful grimace on your face as you watch the car key taunt you from the other side of the car window. amirite?

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Fortunately not.

MusicIsAGifts avatar MusicIsAGift No Way 0Reply
@MusicIsAGift Fortunately not.

Thats always good to know.

DavidXanths avatar DavidXanth Yeah You Are +1Reply

I thought leaving the keys in the car was a pretty common thing

then again
might be the age thing since some aren't old enough to drive

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