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Also about Jokes & Humour+27In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?
Also by DavidXanth+3I suppose that if parents spend as much time and effort in grooming their own kids as they do for their pets, we would have better, cleaner looking children, amirite?
Also by DavidXanth+8If your really think hard about it, a smile is perhaps the shortest distance between two people. Amirite?
Also by DavidXanth+9It would be the height of stupidity to go on a nudist camp blind date. I'm saying there's no guarantee for recognition unless of course you have a major anatomical aberration that will disinguish you from all the rest like a 3rd nipple or a wooden leg perhaps. Amirite?