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Guys: When you jack off into a fruit, you microwave it first, amirite?

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@AppleTree

Pretty sure that this post is the reason that that smiley exists on this website.

Yeah but it hurts after a few times. I mean, it can't be healthy to microwave your penis.

... I always thought only girls use plants to masturbate...

I love fruit, don't get me wrong. Just not that much.

This is so fucked up. the things people will do for sexual gratification. XC

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@1853418

... No it isn't. You're not a man, so you don't know what we would do...

AppAwesomes avatar AppAwesome Yeah You Are -1Reply

I thought you were supposed to cut a hole in the fruit, microwave it, then fuck it?

I think it gives you cancer

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@1853930

what does that have to do with anything?

@The_Artist what does that have to do with anything?

When you get testicular cancer your balls get ginormous and then you cut them off to make coats.

AppAwesomes avatar AppAwesome Yeah You Are 0Reply

Testi-coats. lol

Once I cummed into my girlfriends yogurt and put in the fridge. She never wanted to swallow so she deserved it. Maybe that's why she said I wasn't boyfriend material and broke up with me.

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