It would be hilarious to celebrate your child's birthday on a completely random day and call them a nickname without them ever knowing the truth. That way, when they needed to see their birth certificate for something they would realize that their whole life is a lie and be emotionally scarred and have trust issues their entire life, amirite?

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Watch it backfire and they expect you to let them celebrate two birthdays.

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