"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" is a perfectly acceptable response to my teacher asking me why I'm late for class, amirite?

+46 "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" is a perfectly acceptable response to my teacher asking me why I'm late for class, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and it would make a great tale for MLIA.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It works best if you're a wizard.

by Anonymous 11 years ago