It's really fucking annoying when people call you names from their car. If you really wanna get revenge on them, get in your car and call them names back, that'll show em amirite?

Or throw rocks at their car then cry in a jail cell waiting for your parents to pick you up so they can give you a stearn talking to about how you shouldn't be envious of people's cars in front of the police officer who may or may not have violated your anus and your rights.

Great post!