-18 When some random person is a complete dick to you, you wish for the most fucked up things to happen to them. Like for their car to break down when they go to a meeting so they're late, get fired, and evicted from their house. Or while they're fingering their butthole, their finger gets stuck. Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

... thus becoming another featured case on "real-life emergency room" programmes, with poe-faced doctors explaining the medical procedure of extracting the digit while (in the background) nurses are seen rolling on the floor laughing and pointing at the patient ...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, maybe not specifically the last thing...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have a friend that wishes bad things upon people and when she does, it always happens... For this reason, I shall never get on her bad side!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't wish bad things on them, but if someone cuts me off in traffic, I just assume they're in a hurry to go molest some children or rob an orphanage.

by Anonymous 10 years ago