After you procrastinate an assignment long enough you reach the stage of " I don't care if I get a good grade on this as long as I get a grade at all, amirite?

Actually I just make excuses and such so I can extend the due date and get the best mark I can. Works really well since I act like a teacher's pet.

I remember when I used to do this. Now, instead of waiting till the night or morning before, I start 2 nights before the due date.