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If you dated Taylor Swift, you should have an 'orange' theme. Orange flowers, orange jewellery, orange food. Then, when it came time to break-up, do it with an orange letter inside an orange. That would make her break-up song hard to write, amirite?

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Why would someone correct her if she is right?

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@name Why would someone correct her if she is right?

It was like 7 am and I pulled that out in like 4 minutes...shh smilie. She just wants another reason to argue (nod).

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I officially have a crush on you just for that comment

...Or you could throw some purple and silver in there, too. You know, just for a bit of variety.

Cocaia12912s avatar Cocaia12912 Yeah You Are +23Reply

'Orange borange wumbo you didn't deserve me you jerk.'
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together opened that door of possibility.

Orange you glad you took me for a fooo-ooollll!
Orange you glad you broke my haa -aaahhhh- arrrttt!
Orange you glad you have a tiny too-oo-ool!
Banana
Banana
Banana
Baaanaaaanaaaaaaa!
Banana
Banana
Banana
BAAANNNAAANNAAA!
Orange you glad I didn't say baaannnaaaannnaaaaaa!

@amiwhite Orange you glad you took me for a fooo-ooollll! Orange you glad you broke my haa -aaahhhh- arrrttt! Orange you glad...

For some reason, this made me giggle like a maniac! Well, I am definitely glad I'm not in public this time...

@Erythromania For some reason, this made me giggle like a maniac! Well, I am definitely glad I'm not in public this time...

Glad you found it funny! And laughing like a maniac in public is funny, it makes other people laugh!

How do you get a letter inside an orange?

You hid all your lies in a coat of orange
Never even said sorry when you broke my door hinge

Orange is the color of loneliness, according to Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Yep, delete my post. The owners on this site need to accept that this site used to be good but now is shit.

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