+36 You would rather there be a zombie apocalypse than an alien invasion because zombies are stupid but aliens actually know what they are doing, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Aliens would be coming in from the ****in sky. How the hell do you run from something in the sky? Zombies are all slow as shit. If you can't out run a zombie that's just natural selection at work.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Bring on the little green men. Slim Whitman will protect me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What makes you possibly think that Aliens are smart? You have no basis for that statement at all. What most scientists believe to be the actual aliens at this point as just micro-bacteria living on far away planets that I can assure you are not very smart.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't think that micro-bacteria is very prone to attack us... Rather intelligent beings if they exist.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But Aliens attacking would be so much cooler. Then if we won, we'd have all this alien technology.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"If"

by Anonymous 11 years ago