+55 When someone tells you to calm down, you have no idea what you could say to convince them that you ARE calm, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Saying "I AM calm" just makes you sound angry, so you're pretty much left with nothing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Indeed, I hate it when people tell me to calm down when I am calm. Them telling me that usually results in me not being calm anymore XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually chuckle when I say it, as to imply that their assumption that I was angry is absurd. (Ohemgee I used fancy words)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm perfectly calm dude. Calmer than you are.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You could try "I am calm" without stressing any words.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True, true. You might sound kind of scary though. You know those people who are really mad but speak with a level voice and a smile? I guess it depends on what it's about.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I find beating the shit out of them to be effective.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh you and you silly shenanigans

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The answer usually comes out be something along the tone of "I will calm down when I choose to do so, don't make the suggestion unless you intend to piss me off more."

by Anonymous 12 years ago