+73 Knives are just handicapped scissors, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Scissors are just fingercapped knives.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

War veteran: amputee scissors

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no if you put two knives together to look like scissors they a praticaly useless so just because they both cut things they get paired together thats like saying a samurai sword is an extremely long letter opener

by Anonymous 12 years ago

get it? because it only has one hehe

by Anonymous 11 years ago

inb4 "Yes, I get my own joke."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hey, don't make fun of them. They're just tryin' ta help each other out.

by Anonymous 11 years ago