+21 When you go to Hell, all you do while you're there is un-tangle Christmas tree lights, amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I am in hell now. No lights, just the comfy chair.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

While walking down a never ending minefield of Legos.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

being chased by swarms of mosquitoes

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And the remote is too far out of reach, and the milk tastes funny, and all you have in the refrigerator are leftovers.. First world probs? wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And you're doomed to wake up exactly 3 minutes before the alarm clock (set at 4:45 in the morning), not long enough to sleep any more. Also, the only cereal in the cupboard is lucky charms with no marshmallows, with the slightly funny milk, the spoon is bent into an uncomfortable angle and it too sturdy to bend back, and every day you have a dentists appointment with only orange flavored flouride

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This made me laugh entirely too much.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Many things worse than that

by Anonymous 5 years ago

they aren't as bad as a box full of ethernet cables

by Anonymous 5 years ago